We’re going back to the 80’s with this biweek’s installation of one star Mondays. It’s that favorite of Karaoke bars and American Idol semi-finalists: Total Eclipse of the Heart. This is one of those songs, like All Along the Watchtower, in which the cover surpasses the original. However, in this case, the song is so bad that two cover versions surpass it. So without further ado, here are The Dan Band and Norwegian pop sensation Hurra Torpedo (both NSFW unless you’re in Norway).

